Kings And Queens Who Were Actually Terrible At Their Jobs
- Gail Stewart
- June 21, 2025
Beinecke Library, Public domainHistory tends to romanticise royalty. We picture the majestic portraits, the stirring speeches, and the polished coronations—but behind the pageantry, not every monarch was up to the task. Some were cruel, some wildly incompetent, and some were so disinterested in ruling that they practically handed the job off to advisers. A royal title doesn’t guarantee leadership skills, and these kings and queens serve as proof. Here’s a closer look at the monarchs who truly fumbled the crown.
King John of England (r. 1199–1216)
King John’s reputation is so dreadful that even his own contemporaries despised him. He lost most of England’s French territories, levied sky-high taxes to pay for his poor military decisions, and enraged his nobles to the point that they forced him to sign the Magna Carta in 1215. Even the Church had enough—he was excommunicated by Pope Innocent III. Chroniclers portrayed him as vindictive, suspicious, and selfish. His reign ended in civil war, and his legacy still ranks among the worst in English history.
Queen Mary I of England (r. 1553–1558)
Nicknamed “Bloody Mary” for good reason, Mary I attempted to undo the English Reformation with a vengeance. She had more than 280 Protestants burned at the stake, a campaign of terror that stained her legacy. Her marriage to Philip II of Spain was deeply unpopular and fuelled fears of England falling under foreign control. Her reign saw political and economic instability, with widespread famine and war. She died unpopular and childless, leaving her half-sister Elizabeth to clean up the mess.
Charles I of England (r. 1625–1649)
Charles I was a monarch who refused to compromise. He believed so firmly in the divine right of kings that he repeatedly dismissed Parliament, taxed without consent, and alienated nearly everyone around him. His leadership led directly to the English Civil War, which ended in his trial and execution. No king had ever been put to death by his own people before. According to Historic Royal Palaces, his execution outside the Banqueting House in London sent shockwaves across Europe. His reign is now remembered less for policy than for catastrophe.
George IV of the United Kingdom (r. 1820–1830)
George IV’s reign was a scandal-ridden disaster. He was vain, extravagant, and famously disliked. As Prince Regent, he built lavish palaces and racked up enormous debts while the country struggled in the wake of the Napoleonic Wars. He was estranged from his wife, ridiculed by the press, and viewed as self-indulgent by his subjects. Although the Regency era gave Britain many artistic and cultural achievements, George himself contributed little to that legacy besides the bills.
Edward VIII of the United Kingdom (abdicated 1936)
Edward VIII’s reign is mostly remembered for how quickly it ended. His decision to abdicate the throne in order to marry Wallis Simpson, a twice-divorced American, caused a constitutional crisis. But that wasn’t the only issue. Edward was unprepared for leadership, had little interest in state affairs, and later showed troubling sympathies with Nazi Germany. Declassified documents suggest he was seen by British intelligence as a potential security risk. His actions left a stain on the monarchy at a delicate moment in history.
Queen Anne (r. 1702–1714)
Queen Anne’s reign was relatively stable, but not due to her leadership. She was chronically ill, emotionally dependent on her advisers, and deeply affected by personal grief—having endured the loss of all 17 of her children. She allowed court factions to dominate her rule and had bitter fallouts with her closest confidantes. The 1707 Act of Union was passed during her reign, but the real work was done by Parliament. She left behind a mixed legacy: a politically united kingdom, but a monarchy that had clearly shifted toward figurehead status.
King Ethelred the Unready (r. 978–1016)
The nickname “Unready” doesn’t mean unprepared—it means poorly advised. Ethelred faced constant Viking invasions and responded with confusion, indecisive leadership, and pay-offs known as Danegeld to keep the invaders at bay. His infamous 1002 St Brice’s Day massacre of Danish settlers only inflamed tensions and invited retaliation. According to the BBC, his mismanagement made England vulnerable, leading to the eventual Danish conquest under King Cnut. His reign is a masterclass in how not to handle a crisis.
Emperor Nero of Rome (r. 54–68 AD)
Though not British, Nero earns his place for setting the benchmark in imperial failure. Accused of fiddling while Rome burned, Nero’s rule saw rampant executions, scandal, and extravagance. He prioritised theatre and public performances over governance and executed anyone who challenged his ego—including his mother and wives. His brutal persecution of Christians set a violent precedent. Ancient historians like Tacitus and Suetonius portray him as a self-absorbed tyrant. His suicide in 68 AD ended the Julio-Claudian dynasty in disgrace.
Tsar Nicholas II of Russia (r. 1894–1917)
Nicholas II may not be British, but he had ties to the British royal family and serves as a powerful example of royal failure. He resisted modern reforms, mismanaged both the Russo-Japanese War and World War I, and allowed mystical figures like Rasputin to wield influence in the royal court. His lack of leadership accelerated revolutionary sentiment, and in 1917 he was forced to abdicate. The entire Romanov family was executed a year later. His downfall marked the end of monarchy in Russia—and his indecision was a key reason why.
Terrible monarchs leave lasting legacies
When monarchs fall short, it isn’t just about missteps—it’s about the lasting effects they have on history. Failed military campaigns, economic collapse, civil wars, and crumbling institutions often follow in the wake of bad leadership. These kings and queens remind us that charisma, wealth, and royal lineage are no substitutes for competence. Their reigns are cautionary tales—not just about the people who wore the crown, but about what happens when power is paired with poor judgement.



